Be very careful before going abroad not to regret it Danilo "Dan" Torres is from Bicol he went to the U.S. to TNT ( Illegal Entry), He went to the convenience store to buy cigarette, as he goes to the counter Cashier: Master? VISA? Dan: Went pale and thought (I am dead! He is asking for my VISA ) He rushed to get out of the store and drove off with his car speeding quite fast. The fuel went low so he went to the gas station to refill. Gasoline boy: Unleaded? Dan: Yes Gasoline boy: Pay first Dan went pale even more, I am dead! Now he is asking for my PAPERS! He left the car and decided to walk. He went to phonebooth to call his brother in New York Operator: AT&T May I help you? Dan went cold!" Dan: (even operator knew I am TNT! ) There is a policeman in the queue who will also need to use the phone and questioned him Police: Are you Done? Dan looked at the police with astonishment (in his mind mind, he knows me! He knew my name is DAN ) without reply Dan was asked again by the policeman Police: "Are you a tourist?" (Dan is even more frighten because the policeman knew even his last name TORRES And when he faint, (the policeman managed to catch him before hitting the ground) Police: "Be cool!" "My mother! He also knew I am from BICOL! Waaahhh! I'm going back to the Philippines!" TAGALOG VERSIONMag ingat po tayo bago mag ibang bansa para hindi magsisi Si Danilo "Dan" Torres ay isang Bicolano na nagpunta sa US para mag-TNT, pumasok sya ng convenience store para bumili ng yosi, pagdating nya sa counter cashier: master? VISA? "namutla si Dan! Sa isip-isip nya" (patay! hinahanap ang visa ko) dali-daling lumabas ng tindahan si Dan at sumakay ng kotse at humarurot ng takbo. paubos na ang gasolina nya kaya pumasok sya sa gas station at nagpakarga ng gasolina Gasoline boy: Unleaded? Dan:Yes Gasoline boy: Pay first "Lalong namutla si Dan!" Dan: Patay! hinahanapan pa ako ng papers "Iniwan nya ang kotse at dali-daling naglakad" pumunta sya sa phonebooth upang tawagan ang kapatid nya sa New York Operator:AT&T May I help you? "Pinagpawisan ng malamig si Dan!" Dan: (pati operator alam na TNT ako!) May nakapilang pulis na gagamit din ng telepono at tanong sa kanya Pulis: Are you Done? (Napatitig na lang si Dan sa pulis) Dan: (sa isip isip nya, kilala niya ako! alam niyang Dan ang pangalan ko!)Nang di makasagot si Dan, tinanong uli sya ng pulis, "Are you a tourist?" (Nanghina si Dan dahil pati apelyido niyang Torres ay alam din ng pulis!) At nang hihimatayin na sya, inalalayan sya ng pulis at sabi "Be cool!" "Inang ko po! Alam din nyang taga Bicol ako! WAAAHHHH! Uuwi na lang ako sa 'pinas!" See Translation