Tried the new iPhone today - you know the one where you can unlock it with your face. So I put my face in front of the phone, and instead of unlocking it, the phone crashed, and a voice said 'I don't know who you are, or what you want, but you ain't having this phone. Go out'. The moral of the story is I'm too ugly to have a new iPhone.
if i had one ( god forbid )--i would drop my kecks and moon at it. well--my ar5e is better than my face.
The Face Recognition is actually very handy. I've had every version of iPhone from iPhone 3, up to my present iPhone X.