I hate to say it Dom, but that's RNA you're made of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RNA Single Helix molecule a major component of certain viruses, and primitive life, arrgggh not looking good sorry mate
I'm going to make some tonight to go with the mince I made last night yummm! I still have not forgotten that pasta you served me, best I have ever had, delicate compared to any British version of pasta all about the pasta and not the sauce