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I am in police custody

Discussion in 'General Chit Chat' started by Mattecube, Sep 22, 2019.

  1. Druk1
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    Druk1 Well-Known Member

    But initially innocent until proven guilty, you can still be in custody and innocent innit ;):p
  2. KeithAngel
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    KeithAngel 2063 Lifetime Member

    I think you must have replied to me by mistake:)
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  3. CatchFriday
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    CatchFriday British Expat living in Alicante, Spain

    Your fortunate - say you hired a taxi in Jeddah and the taxi driver had an accident, you would be held as responsible
  4. CatchFriday
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    CatchFriday British Expat living in Alicante, Spain

    In my early teens I remember cycling with two friends to Carshalton Beeches Station and climbing on the station roof and throwing bangers in the station. The station was empty at the time. My two friends cycled in one direction and I in the other. Three police cars passed me. I was not stopped - my friends were, but they failed to notice that in their saddlebags were fireworks - in essence the police were looking for three boys.........

    What did you get up to when you were young lads / gals.......
  5. AndyRam
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    AndyRam Banned

    When I was younger, I was a policeman at Carshalton Beeches Station and I'll never forget the day some fooker interrupted my quiet reading by dropping explosives through the roof. Thought it was the IRA finally come for me.

    I've had extensive counselling since that day going forward, I'd like you to know *twitch*

    So now we meet Catch, come along quietly no funky stuff eh lad

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  6. Druk1
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    Druk1 Well-Known Member

    How long is the statue of limitations?
  7. KeithAngel
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    KeithAngel 2063 Lifetime Member

    One flight a year;)
  8. Druk1
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    Druk1 Well-Known Member

    I take 10+ so I am cool :)
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  9. AndyRam
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    AndyRam Banned

    If by cool you mean warm then, yeah.
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  10. Druk1
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    Druk1 Well-Known Member

    No.,just.......Cool ;)
  11. KeithAngel
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    KeithAngel 2063 Lifetime Member

    Soon to be grounded:lol::lol::lol: like all irrisponcible teenagers
  12. DavidAlma
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    DavidAlma Well-Known Member

    Fortunately, none of the taxis that I've used in Jeddah were involved in accidents.
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  13. bigmac
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    bigmac Well-Known Member Trusted Member

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    spelling police check!

    irresponsible
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  14. AndyRam
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    AndyRam Banned

    You forgot to start your sentence with a capital letter.

    Irresponsible is at least a Year 5 spelling, and even then most struggle with it. Starting a sentence with a capital letter is a convention introduced in Year 1.

    Content is far more important than spelling.
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  15. Mattecube
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    Mattecube face the sunshine so shadows fall behind you Trusted Member

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  16. bigmac
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    bigmac Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    me--? what sentence ?
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  17. AndyRam
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    AndyRam Banned

    spelling police check!

    :p

    Technically a statement, yes.

    Is it really important that spelling is nailed on here? When Mr Angel had to help (more than help, practically do) an important document for me, I can assure you his spelling was perfect. Context is king.
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  18. bigmac
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    bigmac Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    Its just a bit of gentle banter. Those that know me a bit better know i'm not one to get in to name calling and cyber punch ups.
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  19. AndyRam
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    AndyRam Banned

    FIFY

    YW

    :D
  20. Mattecube
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    Mattecube face the sunshine so shadows fall behind you Trusted Member

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