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It's ber months already.

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Jim, Sep 1, 2017.

  1. Jim
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    Jim Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY
    :D
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  2. Mattecube
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    Mattecube face the sunshine so shadows fall behind you Trusted Member

    Happy New Year
  3. bigmac
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    bigmac Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    bigmac regrets that once again he has left it too late to send out christmas cards.
  4. Mattecube
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    Mattecube face the sunshine so shadows fall behind you Trusted Member

    Have you got the sprouts on?
  5. Anon04576
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    Anon04576 Well-Known Member

    Just defrosting the turkey
  6. Bowler
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    Bowler Banned

    Exactly. I need to check with my wife but her relatives normally get the tree out this month.
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  7. Aromulus
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    Aromulus The Don Staff Member

    Good job that we are traveling to Italy and just about managed to convince mine to leave any thoughts of Xmas on the backburner and the tree in the attic for a while longer
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  8. Markham
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    Markham Guest

    Having ours tonight. The first of many, no doubt ....:oops: .... and I don't even like turkey!
  9. uklove
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    uklove Active Member

    Christmas cards have been in the shops for while....ARRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
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  10. DJB
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    DJB Active Member

    Tescos have the choc tins on prominent display
  11. Bootsonground
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    Bootsonground Guest

    Ive just started feeding the Turkey.
    It`s gonna be a ,monster roast!
    I might need a bigger oven.
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  12. Jim
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    Jim Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    Tried breeding Turkeys, two turkeys laid eggs but one died on the eggs and the other managed to hatch 3 chicks but chicks all died.

    Looked on line to see what went wrong, but new to this game. might eat them this Chrismas or sell them.
  13. OTT
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    OTT Active Member

    My crackers have such rubbish gifts this year !
  14. Omega1965
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    Omega1965 New Member

    your lucky we had to shout BANG when we pulled a cracker last year .
  15. DJB
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    DJB Active Member

    Christmas was a hard time in ar house as kids and if you didn't wake up with a hard-on Christmas
    morning then you had nowt to play with,
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  16. aposhark
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    aposhark Well-Known Member Lifetime Member

    Just over 6 weeks to Xmas day!

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