I read an article about things Fathers did with their sons for the first time. Reminded me of the time I took my son to the pub for his first drink. Pint of carling... nope he didn't like it So I drank it Pint of Fosters ... nope he didn't like it So I drank it Pint of John Smiths .. nope he didn't like it So I drank it John Willie Lees, Boddingtons, Joe Holts, all the same result, by the time we got to the Whisky I was so pissed I couldn't push his pram.