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zoo joke

Discussion in 'Humour' started by bigmac, Nov 21, 2015.

  1. bigmac
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    bigmac Well-Known Member Trusted Member

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    bigmac, Nov 21, 2015
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  2. Timmers
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    Timmers Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    I don't know about a ****zu, I think its a shi* joke :D
    Timmers, Nov 21, 2015
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  3. Micawber
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    Micawber Renowned Lifetime Member

    My neighbour once had a little Shih Tzu

    Another had a Shih Tzu/Poodle cross. A Shih-Tzpoo
    Yet another had a Bulldog/Shih Tzu. Guess that one :D
    Micawber, Nov 22, 2015
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    Howerd Well-Known Member Trusted Member Lifetime Member

    When I visited a young Russian lady in Turkey, I got to sleep with her two dogs - a rottweiller and a Jack Russell - whilst she slept with her boyfriend (she never told me she had a boyfriend when I arranged to visit her)
    Howerd, Nov 22, 2015
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    • Winner Winner x 1
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    bigmac Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--i'm pissing myself at that mate------you couldnt make that up
    bigmac, Nov 22, 2015
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    Timmers Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    You never cease to amaze me Howerd, super :)
    Timmers, Nov 22, 2015
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  7. Mattecube
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    Mattecube face the sunshine so shadows fall behind you Trusted Member

    I went to a zoo once and came out soaked in elephant pee my son asked how it happened and I said I was stood very close to where an elephant (called nuts) was getting washed the guy washing the elephant to get him to move his limb would tap the limb and say "up nuts" and nuts would oblige then some vendor came past shouting PEA NUTS:lol:;):frust:
    Mattecube, Nov 25, 2015
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