After me buying her one of those fancy swivable keyboard effortsthingymajigswhatchamcallits from amazon for her iPad mini.............. She fries dry fish while I am in.................... That's gratitude.............
You'll need to build her a dirty kitchen outside where she can fry all the dried fish she wants. Until the neighbours complain!
Show her this; http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/kolkata/Dry-fish-can-give-you-cancer/articleshow/9303699.cms If that doesn't work tell her who is supposed to wear the pants in this house and all that
Oh, she knows darn well I wear the pants in the house............ She only tells me what colour............
Yeah. Good idea. Revenge for me for her showing me a youtube video of Indian preparing restaurant food without washing his hands etc etc (she doesnt like curry).
You've got to keep these Filipinas in order you know, give them an inch and they will take a yard , hope the missus doesn't read this.
Were you naïve enough to think that Indians wash their hands before preparing food? I remember one time I was invited to dinner where I was working in Sri Lanka and they just chucked all the food on a plastic cloth on the table, it was then a free for all, hands only.
