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Deter Doorstep Sellers

Discussion in 'Humour' started by one world, Mar 21, 2020.

  1. one world
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    one world Active Member Trusted Member

    Deter doorstep sellers by displaying either sign.
    Warning, it may scare the neighbours?
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  2. aposhark
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    aposhark Well-Known Member Lifetime Member

    It would be nice if they could spell "Quarantine" correctly :lol::lol::lol:
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  3. one world
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    one world Active Member Trusted Member


    Maybe to deter teenager

    Sign made in china
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  4. bigmac
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    bigmac Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    where its pronounced "vilus "
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  5. aposhark
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    aposhark Well-Known Member Lifetime Member

    Unfortunately most of the population also o_O
  6. one world
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    one world Active Member Trusted Member

    Now available as a reminder to others


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  7. bigmac
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    bigmac Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    I was stumbling through the woods totally drunk when I come upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
    I walk into the water and subsequently bump into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is
    almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks me, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

    “Yes I am” I replied so the preacher grabs me and dunks me in the river. He pulls me up and asks ,

    “Brother have you found Jesus?"

    I replies, "No, I haven't."

    The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks me into the water again,
    But for a bit longer this time. He pulls me out of the water and asks again,

    "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

    again answers, "No, I have not found Jesus."

    By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the me in the water again, but this time he
    Holds me down for about 30 seconds.
    When I began kicking my arms and legs, the preacher pulls me up. The preacher asks again,

    "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

    I wipe my eyes and catch my breath and say to the preacher,

    "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"




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