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Discussion in 'Humour' started by Aromulus, Sep 13, 2015.

  1. Aromulus
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    Aromulus The Don Staff Member

    Dead cats.jpg
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  2. oss
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    oss Somewhere Staff Member

    You have to hear that in your head with Patrick Stewart's voice :)
  3. Aromulus
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    Aromulus The Don Staff Member

    I split my sides open laughing, my wife thought I was having a fit.
  4. Howerd
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    Howerd Well-Known Member Trusted Member Lifetime Member

    Me-Ow - that translates as I-Hurt
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  5. oss
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    oss Somewhere Staff Member

    I do too mate, but it is funny, the cat(s) are not the victim in this joke, the people are.
  6. yuna
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    yuna Cat Lover Staff Member

    Cat jokes! Love it! :)
  7. Howerd
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    Howerd Well-Known Member Trusted Member Lifetime Member

    I thought my reply was subtle humour that deserved a click on the 'funny' button!
  8. oss
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    oss Somewhere Staff Member

    I'm a bit thick sometimes mate :D

    Belated funny award :)
  9. Howerd
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    Howerd Well-Known Member Trusted Member Lifetime Member

    Now you have learned a lesson on how I get @oss to rate my posts!
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  10. Timmers
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    Timmers Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    Howerd, once you are over your honeymoon period could you please return to using the Stewie avatar please, I like Stewie, my favourite character in the reassuringly non politically correct cartoon Family Guy.



    Many thanks in advance :)
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  11. Howerd
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    Howerd Well-Known Member Trusted Member Lifetime Member

    @Timmers I have never heard of Stewie, I got assigned his avatar automatically
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  12. Micawber
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    Micawber Renowned Lifetime Member

    I need to find an avatar.
    Not sure how my current one got assigned.

    Sorry off-topic
  13. Howerd
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    Howerd Well-Known Member Trusted Member Lifetime Member

  14. Micawber
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    Micawber Renowned Lifetime Member

    In our village here in Davao there are lots and lots of cats. Mostly homeless. I hesitate to say wild, but they're certainly not domesticated.

    Anyway a couple of the cats we see everyday are absolutely pure pure white with very blue eyes.
    Since we've been living here the female has had 2 lots of pure white kittens.
    Sadly they don't seem to live very long for some reason.
    The kittens can be seen for a month or so then there's no sign of them at all.
    Seems a bit strange and my wife gets anxious as to where they went or what happened.

    The white female has been noisy again these past few days. I think it signals more kittens may be in the plan sometime.

    Anyone got an idea what's happening to the youngsters ? Is it normal one day they're always around then nothing ?
  15. Methersgate
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    Methersgate Well-Known Member Lifetime Member

    Suspect someone thinks that it is "kinder" to let the mother have kittens, then drown them. Or they are being sold
  16. oss
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    Really !

    Stewie is an evil genius one year old baby, hell bent on domination of the entire universe, and yeah he's a great character, he is also an extremely Machiavellian character.

    It kind of fitted your investigative persona really well :)

    I wonder if Sean gave it to you as I don't remember you always having it, a bit like Sean named me 'Tech Guy' I never changed the label he gave me :)
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  17. oss
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    oss Somewhere Staff Member

    Now that definitely deserves a smiley :)
  18. oss
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    oss Somewhere Staff Member

    I'm starting to think that was when Sean moved us off VBulletin onto the current software platform, he probably assigned avatars manually to users.
    Last edited: Sep 16, 2015
  19. Howerd
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    Howerd Well-Known Member Trusted Member Lifetime Member

    As this thread is about dead cats, I have replaced Stewie the baby with Stewie the world's longest dead cat.
  20. Timmers
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    Timmers Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    Oh noooo Howerd, bring Stewie back, I'll sneeze now every time I read one of your posts :D

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