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How to Impress

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Micawber, Dec 30, 2012.

  1. Micawber
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    Micawber Renowned Lifetime Member

    1. Impress A Woman

    - Compliment her
    - Hug her
    - Kiss her
    - Caress her
    - Love her
    - Stroke her
    - Tease her
    - Comfort her
    - Protect her
    - Hold her
    - Listen to her
    - Care for her
    - Support her
    - Stand by her
    - Go to the ends of the earth for her....
    - Wine and dine her


    2. Impress A Man

    - Show up naked
    - Bring beer
    Micawber, Dec 30, 2012
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