A beggar to another beggar, "I had a grand dinner at Terry's (high priced Filipino restaurant} yesterday." "How?” the other beggar asked. First beggar: "Someone gave me a 100 peso note yesterday. I went to the Terry"s and ordered dinner worth 1,000 pesos, and enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said I had no money. The Terry's manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him." "Then what happened?" asked the other beggar. "Well, I gave the 100 peso note to the Policeman, and he set me free." A good example of financial management! Al.:england:
Yep, I know it's an old thread... but I only just got to read it and laughed so much. It's so funny coz it's so close to the truth
