I was browsing a Pinay's blog when I saw this: A Mary River Turtle (from Australia) (still don't know what I am doing wrong when uploading photos) https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/555179_537278249626524_1145689649_n.jpg
You seen these Jim? Looks like a cross between Gollum, Punk Rocker and a lizard, with a subtle hint of Sir Les Patterson?
I believe this cheeky chappie is for real.....apparently only recently discovered but already facing extinction. http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/mary river turtle "The aquatic version of Johnny Rotten" : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...The-punk-rock-turtle-bright-green-mohawk.html