Missing wife.

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Bootsonground, Sep 27, 2016.

  1. Bootsonground
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    Husband went to the police department to report that his wife was missing...

    Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

    Sergeant: What is her height?

    Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

    Sergeant: Weight?

    Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

    Sergeant: Color of eyes?

    Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

    Sergeant: Color of hair?

    Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I think.

    Sergeant: What was she wearing?

    Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

    Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

    Husband: She went in my truck.

    Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

    Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Goodyear Wranglers. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.

    At this point the husband started choking up.

    Sergeant: Take it easy, Buddy, we'll find your truck.
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  2. ChoiAndJohn
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    ChoiAndJohn Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    Haha hilarious. I like the "sort of brown I think I never really noticed."
  3. roaming-on
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    roaming-on Active Member

    This is so funny! the man described his truck so well and detailed..but he even cant described his wife...lol
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