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Discussion in 'Humour' started by Mattecube, Jun 13, 2015.

  1. Mattecube
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    Mattecube face the sunshine so shadows fall behind you Trusted Member

    WELL IT ONLY LASTED A DAY

    I started a new job at Asda as a meeter and greeter but only lasted a day, There I was in my brand new uniform when this women come in typical chav two kids with her screaming balling swearing between them, and the mother was as bad. I said to her what lovely kids are they twins? well she went off on one with me swearing shouting at me, what the f... makes you think these two are f...ing twins? hes twelve and hes six you clueless moron, I said to her its just I cant imagine anyone wanting to make love to you twice thats all,Welcome and Thank you for shopping at Asda.
    The store manager didnt think I would make the grade!!!
  2. Anon220806
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    Anon220806 Well-Known Member

    Laugh out loud, John!

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