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One week until she arrives. Time for action!

Discussion in 'Humour' started by CampelloChris, May 11, 2016.

  1. JamesRishia
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    JamesRishia New Member

    I'm glad I've joined a not totally serious site and found the joke threads

    I've been told to clean up and shape up ready for Rishia's visit in 3 weeks, also to stop vaping and 3 times a day is the minimum ! But then I've also been told by my queen Rish that I don't listen to her, I do, always, and understand, but can be selective about carrying out said 'suggestions' So we'll see which reasonable requests come to fruition!! ... Most let's face it tho
  2. Anon04576
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    Anon04576 Well-Known Member

    Welcome to the forum James. Im sure the visit will go swimmingly :)
  3. JamesRishia
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    JamesRishia New Member

    :)Thank you, fingers crossed for the visa
  4. Timmers
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    Timmers Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    Welcome to the forum James :)
  5. CampelloChris
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    CampelloChris Well-Known Member

    If I were a trustworthy source of relationship advice, I would suggest that you follow the words of Jack Nicholson:

    "A woman will fall in love with a man and then try to change him.
    And the more he changes, the more she loses respect for him."


    Now you can put that down to old Jack being a misogynist mofo, or you can put it down to the wisdom of an observant chap.

    You're being nagged for Vaping??
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  6. JamesRishia
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    :)Yep, and being a tad overweight lol, I've also learned that as soon as you change one thing then something else will be required, although not changing something that you were going to do anyway for the sake of not giving in to nagging would be counter productive also :lol: and asking why women insist on this would be insane... I also enjoy the odd cigar and whiskey, non negotiable, and came in handy as Mr Ortiz senior, an uncle an I shared Rum, rolled tobacco leaves and a good afternoon with hardly a word in language shared ! Some things are just universal :)
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  8. Bootsonground
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    I agree wholeheartedly with Jack..
    Start as you mean to carry on..
    Women need training from men in the art of a good marriage and if they love you they make good students!!
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  9. JamesRishia
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    Well going by what my Rish has told me she's not going to need much training, she really knows how to look after her man, truth in the testing lol, lord knows why I put up with the first wife for so long :lol: are all Fili ladies so loyal, respectful and caring towards their guy ?
  10. Bootsonground
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    Bootsonground Guest

    If they really love them ...Yes!!
    If not...Woe betide.
  11. JamesRishia
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    JamesRishia New Member

    I have high hopes, and spending 6 months together once the visiting visa is sorted will certainly help, I'm glad I know how to treat a lady too :)

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