Got this spam email today, made me laugh, apparently I'm guilty of laundering $8.5 million with some gringos to some airport in America. The man from the FBI is angry to say the least, and is clinically looking for papers and reliving er, something, oh, and I have been disobedient and only have myself to blame [HR][/HR] 33 Liberty Street New York, NY 10045, United States United States Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION FBI Spies. Terrorists. Hackers. Pedophiles. Mobsters. Gang leaders, money laundry, terrorism, unsolicited consignments and serial killers. FBI CONSIGNMENT INTERCEPTION I am special agent John Edward from Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), we have confirmed and intercepted TWO trunk boxes registered in your name at JFK Kennedy Airport New York, you and your local partners have the audacity to order the delivery of two trunk of consignments loaded with $8.5 million dollars without following global standard rules and regulations guiding the transportation of funds through a diplomatic system. you will be prosecuted either by act of omission or commission if you fail to secure those documents within the given ultimatum mentioned on this letter. We have used our security confirmation scanning machine to discover the amount loaded into the two boxes, we have also find out that some documents has your name, address, email as the recipient of the money conveyed by a diplomat. The directive leaflet confirmed you as the beneficiary who ordered and collaborated with some people either from West Africa Nigeria, Spain, London, Ghana, Ivory Coast, Benin republic E.T.C to transport this funds which accrued in your name as inheritance payment. We clinically crosschecked on the documents contained in the boxes and was almost releasing the consignment to the diplomat when we find out that your consignments was lacking the two most important documents 1, FUND OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE 2, LEGAL PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE, we have confiscated and reminded your consignments under our security vault. Security measures must be implemented according to government standard. According to international law of section 290 subsection 56 of the 1991 constitution, your consignment violates tax law, money laundry law act of 1978, terrorism law act of 1995, your consignment have know legal credibility as it lacks Fund Ownership Certificate and Legal Clearance Permit Certificate from Homeland security council and IRS, you have to contact us for detail information on how you will obtain those two required delivery documents so that you will be relived of charges of tax evasion which is punishable under section 67 cap 12 of global tax constitution act of 1990, you will also be relieved of violating government laws guiding transportation of funds through diplomatic means, charges of terrorism, money laundry, consignment abandonment will be charged against you through the office of attorney general and the legal assistance of international court of justice to prosecute you with the available evidence found in your name. You are required to respond within 48hours through this email address (removed) to enable us guide you on how you will secure those required documents, failure to comply will be termed as act of disobedience to rule of law, you and I know that nobody is above the law so therefore respect yourself and abide with this security instructions or wait and have yourself to be blame due to ignorance. You will be arrested no matter your status and prosecuted with charges of sponsorship of terrorism, money laundry, and consignment abandonment in the court of law without sentiments. We have respected your fundamental human right to contact you first; you will be severely dealt with according to the pronouncement of law if you fail to comply. NByou are restricted to communicate with any bank, ministries, organization AND security agencies concerning this issue hence I have been handed over the supervision security disc of this sensitive matter until those consignments are release after you have contacted our attorney to secure those required documents which will have government serial approval number. The consignment will be delivered to any country of your choice once you have secured those documents. This is the government approve FBI security legal global code (FBI/WED/USM/GLOBAL/XXXXNFTSF), disregard any FBI message without this code, your local FBI office have nothing to do with this issue because I am in charge of border protection. Regards, Agent John Edward Regional Director Federal Bureau of Investigation E-mail: [HR][/HR]
I'm sure that if the FBI wanted you like a dog, they wouldn't possibly contact the British police!! Emails work better
"We clinically crosschecked on the documents contained in the boxes and was almost releasing the consignment to the diplomat when we find out that your consignments was lacking the two most important documents" Is that the standard of grammar that the Nigerian schools are churning out these days? I find it all so very disappointing. And an Agent as well as a Regional Director? I bet that confuses the FBI's payroll department.
Is this thread nearly 4 years old? I still read the scam baiters website occasionally. Still find it incredible how their expert baiters manage to get the Nigerian scammers to send them some really cool personalized hand carved stuff(Trophies) whilst negotiating with them. A lot of people say that the baiter that sent 2 Nigerian scammer`s all the way to Dafur to pick up their money went a bit too far.. They actually got locked up in Khartoum in Sudan by border guards that wanted $80,000 for their release. Quite incredible.. The real Nigerian scammer that sent the boys to Darfur had to sell his car,fly to Germany and then onto Khartoum,pick up the cash in a suitcase and bail out the boys!! Of course though the cash did not exist.. They were never heard from again. Warning..Very long read. http://www.419eater.com/html/RoadToChadDarfur/archive.html
This is interesting. I think I'll try a spot of scammer baiting. I looked in my spam folder and found one right away.
Cool..When you do,please post your negotiation here but be careful and read all the tips on that site.. Interesting to see what you can get them to make for you.
This one is funny. Check out the pictures of the Nigerian lad in the cart wearing the melon on his head. Classic. https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=170645
I have a live one from Benin at the moment claiming to be from the bank of Nigeria. I've asked him if he's interested in doing some consultancy work for my Lagos based company as a bit of a sideline since I'm looking for a Benin representative. I would dearly love to get a strange photograph as a souvenir or even a wood carving to go in my company headquarters. Let's see.
Bait the scammers to your hearts content guys, but Please make sure that no links to this site are anywhere visible.
I didn't get anywhere with the Benin scammer. They cottoned on I was wasting their time after a while.
