Little bit of fun and a lot of stupidity, the stupid part is that Texan college kids will soon be able to carry a concealed weapon at school, it just gets crazier and crazier in the US regarding their gun laws. Plenty of room for the odd pun again too http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34507760
Think I would rather be shot in the head with a bullet, than battered to death by a bunch of wild women wielding huge dildos.
I can't wait until I see clips of college students in Texas having duels and shoot-outs ala John Wayne/Clint Eastwood-style. Maybe they want a revival of the Wild West? Hahahhahaha...
You'll know next week Howerd, the missus will probably be bringing one with her, if she doesn't you can always improvise
ooh err. I do hope you're not suggesting that @Howerd takes a trip to the vegetable section at Sainsburys. Don't try the butternut squash. It won't end well.
All this talk about triggerless weapons and firing blanks will have your terrified other half contacting China Southern Airlines for a refund if you're not careful..