We're in the second month of Christmas - gosh, how the time flies. Have you bought and decorated your tree yet? No? Good, then I am just in time to pass on details of a new hand-crafted tree decoration just launched by an enterprising young lady from Brighton who rejoices in the nickname "SnorkersImaginarium". No need to hunt for the glitter star or that angel with the wonky halo that's been sitting at the bottom of the Christmas decorations' box since Twelfth Night. Here's the latest seasonal tree-topper: Fresh from delivering his first invigorating and energetic speech to the knuckle-draggers and those of single figure IQs that make up the bulk of his supporters, he's ready to perch atop your tree and thoroughly depress you for the remaining three months of the Season. This is not a belated (or early) April Fool - these things really are available at thirty quid a throw from this web site.
I would pay thirty thousand quid to have the real thing, fundament impaled on the top of my tree outside.
Christmas trees, lights and decorations crop up every time we're out and about. I've managed to defend my position so far regarding Christmas Trees. Having said that I do love the Christmas season especially the long one here in the Philippines so I think it won't be long before we get into the swing. Can't imagine having anything so grotesque as your image shows atop any tree of mine though. Red ties don't go down well with me either
With a bit of imagination the red tie looks like a stream of blood. I find that more satisfying somehow.
