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Discussion in 'Warnings and Dangers' started by KeithAngel, Mar 31, 2011.

  1. KeithAngel
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    KeithAngel 2063 Lifetime Member

    Well the Portuguess require "authenticated" health certificate and NBI clearance by the DFA ok so We (my honey)rings the DFA in Cebu and gets told only in Manila hmmm I ring Manila DFA and get told yes you have to send the documents for verification by DHL they have forms and charges ok

    But the Health certificate needs authenticating by the Department of Health in order for us to authenticate it ...........right

    The Department of Health Cebu website has the following numbers listed

    RD : (032) 253-6355
    ARD : (032) 418-7130
    LHAD : (032) 254-0108
    BFAD : (032) 418-7634
    Licensing : (032) 418-7630
    Admin : (032) 253-6359
    HMS : (032) 253-3419

    So Jhean has written them all down as theres no way of knowing which one to ring and will call them one at a time

    I also had to write down the question

    I need a DFA authenticated heath certificate for a visa application the DFA needs your authentication befor they will authenticate and I live in Balamban what do I need to do?

    Im of course now waiting to be told we will need an authorisation from the local dog catcher its almost at a hysterical level and i did say to jhean that in the years ahead we will laugh about this all if we survive

    Next stage (this is live and direct)

    Department of Heath use The Vincente Sotto as its affiliated so Having looked the number up on line DoH didnt have it she is off again to ask for an appointment and how much:erm:
  2. Aromulus
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    Aromulus The Don Staff Member

    Talk about catch 22.............
  3. Kuya
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    Kuya The Geeky One Staff Member

    :erm: They don't make it easy do they?
  4. Aromulus
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    Aromulus The Don Staff Member

    Why should they...???
  5. KeithAngel
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    KeithAngel 2063 Lifetime Member

    Well guess what talked to out patients its a walk in no appoinments given get there at 7am Sir we open at 8am a lot of people Sir the women agreed thats its crazy to have to mix sick people with routine exams but thats what the Department of Health wants go figuer oh and should be finished by noon and no idea what it costs fantastic
  6. Micawber
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    Micawber Renowned Lifetime Member

    Keith, don't forget how much you will laugh about this next year :D
  7. KeithAngel
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    KeithAngel 2063 Lifetime Member

    yup we will go to The city Sunday and do the health thing and NBI clearance both are next door to fuente where i stay and "jollibee " if it goes into meltdown lol
  8. Aromulus
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    Aromulus The Don Staff Member

    I am sure an N2 would help while the boredom away....
  9. KeithAngel
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    KeithAngel 2063 Lifetime Member

    theres a new indian i want to try that may be the real thing
  10. Micawber
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    Micawber Renowned Lifetime Member

    Anything is better than Jollibee IMHO :D
  11. KeithAngel
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    KeithAngel 2063 Lifetime Member

    try explaining that to your favourite Pinoy:D

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  12. oss
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    oss Somewhere Staff Member

    I'm no fan of Jolibee but of the few Indian restaurants I've tried over there they were all really really awful :D

    Just finished a homemade Chicken Saag masala, I recently changed the way I make these and my new version is yumm even though I say so myself ;) :D

    I make them too hot though got to cut down on the chilli :eek:
  13. Kuya
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    Kuya The Geeky One Staff Member

    Jollibee do a nice BBQ chicken.... they cut the heads of before they serve it:D
  14. KeithAngel
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    KeithAngel 2063 Lifetime Member

    theres a new one just opened indian guy with grocers cooks in the evening im hearing good things
  15. oss
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    oss Somewhere Staff Member

    Well if it turns out good Keith, give me the google maps co-ordinates ;)

    It might be a long way for me to travel from Manila but if it was really good it might be worth it ;)


    You know, part of the reason I am trying to hone my cooking skills recently is just to have another string to the bow, in case I ever found myself having to be stuck in the Phils.

    In my profession I cannot make much dosh over there, they don't have many people working at my level and they also don't have a lot of openings for senior development professionals, I'm not a project manager but I can play the role of senior analyst and architect (software) and I could do the project management lark if I had to though I would rather not.

    Anyway long way of saying if I could I would work as a developer like now but from home and make a bit extra on the side from photography and another bit extra from running a small kitchen at night along with Ana, I would be a happy man :)

    All wishful thinking as we can't even get married yet so no chance of working at anything over there or getting them over here which would be much better :(
    Last edited: Mar 31, 2011
  16. oss
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    My mate has said he will buy me a curry tomorrow night but he doesn't know if there are any Indian resturants in the area :)

    So I did a search and found this one http://goo.gl/maps/0PpI , hopefully going to be there tomorrow night around about 10pm, zoom out from the map a little ;) :D

    http://www.gurkhahouse.com/

    I get there late, since last year when I got trapped in the Phils because of the volcano in Iceland I've had very very very limited holidays :D tomorrow I get my new annual allowance so I'm off for a long weekend to spend some time with my pal and his wife.

    Never been to the country before :D
  17. KeithAngel
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    KeithAngel 2063 Lifetime Member

    Theres some work been offered here

    "Call center needs up to 10 people with strong British accents to train english speaking filipinos in talking the queen's english. No formal qualifications required but you have to be prepared to work UK business hours on a salary of around 40k pesos a month. Training materials will be provided. Full time positions.

    "Pleasing personality" optional but should be diligent in work attitude.

    PM me for details. "

    http://www.livingincebuforums.com/i...0-fulltime-jobs-available-for-british-expats/
  18. Micawber
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    Micawber Renowned Lifetime Member

    No age restrictions :like: That's unusual ;)

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