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Bringing Yellow Mango/s to UK

Discussion in 'General Chit Chat' started by Shang, May 28, 2015.

  1. Shang
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    Shang Member

    Yes Carcar chicharon :)
  2. Shang
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    Shang Member

    Thanks!

    This is welcome back actually :) or welcome home as per my fiance
  3. Anon220806
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    Anon220806 Well-Known Member

    My wifes friend brought her back a sealed pack of dried fish, just a few days ago.
  4. Shang
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    Shang Member

    Thank you very much! 2 days in London and now home again in Wales!
  5. Shang
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    Shang Member

    Yes Chicharon from Carcar and the nurses are happy to have one!
  6. Shang
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    Shang Member

    Oh dried fish, I didn't packed one as the request of the other half only mango yellow mango
  7. Anon220806
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    Anon220806 Well-Known Member

    Extra Long Nose Tax

  8. Shang
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    Hahaha I've seen this video. The Brit told me we should charge double Merkins mango! He said we should charge double merkins for everything specially those who go to our country to be with young girls three times younger than their age.
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  9. Anon220806
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    What is " Merkins" ?
  10. Shang
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    Hi JohnAsh, my bf and his new Brit friends in Cebu use merkins those from the land of the free home of the brave (usa). He is always in a fight and there was a day I was scared we will end up in Police station the first time he came to Cebu. He could not understand why very young girls 18-20 which he suspects still 16-17 dating these very very old men. I had to explain to him his limits of over reacting to views he finds disgusting. I had to explain further he doesnt have the right to interrupt in their romantic relationship or whatsoever because we dont know the story. It pisses him off. He hates it.
  11. Dave_E
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    Dave_E Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    He sounds like a bit of a brainless loser, just wanting a fight.

    Take care!
  12. graham59
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    My partner is only 34 years younger than me, so that's not a third my age, so I guess this old man is in the clear. :)
  13. Shang
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    Indeed. It was a long story. Very young girls have their own stories. This business has been going on for years. I told him not to interrupt with others business even if he thinks the girl is only up to his money and him up to her body. Again different dramas. Some or most views really are not an admirable view. I had to say loudly my country is not as rich as yours else we wouldnt be trying to do this dating online and trying to save ourselves from poverty. He then shut up.
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    Oh dear, so I guess that must go for the majority of the members here then ....secure future with old man in exchange for a young body ? :(
    Is that how you see it ?
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    When I asked K what she sees in me she replied at once, "Good stepfather!"

    Of course she is not after my body! The deal is that we take care of each other, and I am a good father to little k. He is a lovely lad and I like children anyway. Anyone who sees something wrong here can jump in the river so far as I am concerned. Would K have given me a second glance if she did not have a (then) toddler to care for - of course not.

    But it is incumbent on me to keep myself in reasonable shape, so that people don't stare at us in the street. That is also part of the deal.

    And this proves we can both be big kids...

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  16. Edge
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    Edge New Member

    Hi Shang, did you declared it to uk immigration? Thanks
  17. Edge
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    Edge New Member

    Hi, Shang did you declared it to uk immigration? Thanks

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