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Long distance relationship

Discussion in 'General Chit Chat' started by kingrulzuk, Jun 4, 2015.

  1. Timmers
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    Timmers Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    Thank, yes she came here last August and we were married two months later, I met her in Dubai and courted her for seven years before bringing her here to the land of plenty :)
  2. Pobreng Englishera
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    Pobreng Englishera Active Member

    You certainly look good together! Seven years of courtship tells me she's something really special.
  3. Timmers
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    Timmers Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    I've only heard good things about Leeds University, two of my ex colleagues had kids there.
  4. Timmers
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    Timmers Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    I had to wait for her to put her three daughters through university in Manila first before she came here, where I said in my last post that us men don't mind paying, I didn't fancy paying for her three daughters university educations :lol:
  5. Anon220806
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    Devil of a place to drive through and around.
  6. Timmers
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    Timmers Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    Right there, one thing that I did hear a lot of is the fact that Leeds is a really good night out, that I cannot vouch for.
  7. Pobreng Englishera
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    Pobreng Englishera Active Member

    :lol::p Well, you have all your life together now. Mommy duties first then eh. I'd do the same if I was her.
  8. Anon220806
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    Anon220806 Well-Known Member

    Well. The University Campus is in the city. Easy.
  9. Timmers
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    Problem is that Mummy's duties have not stopped, two of her daughters have gone to live with their father in the US and they are now wanting to rent their own apartment, and guess who will be paying for that supposedly until they can earn enough money to pay it themselves?

    I think it will just go on and on :)
  10. aposhark
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    Sounds like you are able to keep in contact so much which is a real boon.
    When my wife and I were courting and planning our future we only had phone calls which would only connect about one in ten tries costing 50p a pop for a connection try and an email once every few weeks!
    Look even further back in time and people only had letters and a call to the telephone exchange!

    Monty Python's Flying Circus -
    "Four Yorkshiremen"
    [ from the album Live At Drury Lane, 1974 ]

    The Players:
    Michael Palin - First Yorkshireman;
    Graham Chapman - Second Yorkshireman;
    Terry Jones - Third Yorkshireman;
    Eric Idle - Fourth Yorkshireman;

    The Scene:
    Four well-dressed men are sitting together at a vacation resort.
    'Farewell to Thee' is played in the background on Hawaiian guitar.

    FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
    Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto.
    SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
    Nothing like a good glass of Château de Chasselas, eh, Josiah?
    THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
    You're right there, Obadiah.
    FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
    Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Château de Chasselas, eh?
    FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
    In them days we was glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.
    SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
    A cup o' cold tea.
    FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
    Without milk or sugar.
    THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
    Or tea.
    FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
    In a cracked cup, an' all.
    FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
    Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.
    SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
    The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
    THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
    But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
    FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
    Because we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness, son".
    FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
    Aye, 'e was right.
    FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
    Aye, 'e was.
    FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
    I was happier then and I had nothin'. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof.
    SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
    House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.
    THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
    Eh, you were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in t' corridor!
    FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
    Oh, we used to dream of livin' in a corridor! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh.
    FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
    Well, when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us.
    SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
    We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake.
    THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
    You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road.
    FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
    Cardboard box?
    THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
    Aye.
    FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
    You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.
    SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
    Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!
    THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
    Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife.
    FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
    Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
    FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
    And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.
    ALL:
    They won't!
  11. Pobreng Englishera
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    Too pampered? But daddy's closer to them.
    Do I not have the option to delete a response? Chris has warned me against giving out personal identification such as place of work and work itself which I fear I gave out and have been qouted in this thread. He has created an account already and have read the responses from the thread I made.
  12. Timmers
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    Timmers Well-Known Member Trusted Member

    You can delete or edit your posts, just look to the bottom left of your post and you will see highlighted in blue the edit, delete and report icons.
  13. Pobreng Englishera
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    There's only edit and report (left) reply (right)on my end.. Is this because I'm a new member?
  14. Timmers
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    Maybe, @oss will clarify that or one of the other admin team

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