Two chemists walk into a bar The first says "I'll have some H2O." The second says "I'll have some H2O too." The second one dies.
How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb..? Two. One to hold the lightbulb and the other to rotate the universe.
I had never heard it before and it had me splitting my sides a couple of minutes ago I'll explain later
Na - I just don't like "jokes" which have as their base assumption the notion citizens of a country are stupid. This forum is not as universally welcoming as it could be - quite a few reactionary attitudes. (Bit waspish) Fortunately, tempered by more progressive voices. Re highlighted text - it did make me chortle. Please provide examples of the criticisms you ascribe to me.
Sixteen sodiums walk into a room. Who's next? NA-NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NA BATMAAAN!
A geologist's favorite saying: "Igneous is bliss, but being sedimentary is not gneiss." These are all new to me I never looked them up before
The Unjust Salary Theorem asserts that scientists can never earn as much as sales people. This theorem is proved as follows. Start by using the physics formula Power = Work / Time Now you probably have heard that Knowledge is Power and Time is Money. Substitute these tautologies into the formula for power to obtain Knowledge = Work/Money Solving for Money, one finds Money = Work / Knowledge. Therefore, the less you know, the more you make.
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