"Beauty salons up and down the country are worried about a drop in turnover now that the metropolitan police are doing brazilians for nothing"
Priest walking through the woods at night with a little boy. BOY: "These woods sure are scary!" PRIEST: "Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..."
I was shopping in Tescos and I bought some mince beef, bottle of wine, bit off cheese and some pasta. The girl on the checkout took one look at my meagre basket and said :- "I bet your single" "That's really clever how did you know that" says me "Because your an ugly bastard" she says
